Here’s a Joke of the Day that I recently pulled from a website:

Two blondes, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?” Carol explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.” Donna got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!”

Funny enough, but isn’t it interesting that the blondes are volunteers with Habitat for Humanity? Now here’s another Joke of the Day from the same site, although this joke is more like a short humorous essay:

The hotel proprietor takes the 100-dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100-dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the hog farmer.

The hog farmer takes the 100-dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100-dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that, in these hard times, gave her “services” on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100-dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100-dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100-dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is doing business today.

Both of those come from TheHun.net, which a talented young author recently told me was “the only constant in [his] life over the past seven years.” Many of us feel the same way. That’s because TheHun.net is the world’s leading provider of free porn. The site lists a daily carnal cornucopia of all kinds of adult material.

That said,  I can now provide an actual (and very NSFW) link. If you don’t find your favorite kind of adult material on the latest day’s offering, then scroll down or check out The Hun’s Overflow (equally NSFW). That page lists content by specific genres.

And enjoy the Joke of the Day that’s (usually) at the top of the site. The jokes aren’t always political, but the political ones are always right-minded. There’s never been a Leftist thought that’s offended me enough to make me give up the site. That’s more than I can say about a lot of conservative sites that I’ve quit reading over the past seven years—but then, those don’t have a MILFs section.

 

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